quote of the day redux

[gus danger]

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush
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[gus danger]

"I don't know anything about music. In my line of work you don't have
to"
_Elvis Presley

Good morning folks! Here's a quote I found particularly interesting!
Have a great day!
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Gus

[4Jettheads]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

[4Jettheads]

Ah ! Poor Santa got splattered on the jet ! Better that jet than the other Jett.

[gus danger]

"I could train a monkey to wave a flag.
That doesn't make the monkey patriotic."
_Scott Ritter


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GD

[4Jettheads]

We're due for a couple newbies

"Cannabis smuggling by troops. Investigation by Joint Chiefs." Morning Star headline.

Moscow cemetary sign:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily. Except Thursday."

If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear
him... Is he still wrong?
- Unknown

[ellanoize]

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster

Old RogEr

[4Jettheads]

On making enquiries at the hospital this afternoon, we learn that the deceased is as well as can be expected.
Jersey Evening Post.

Four people were killed, one seriously, and eight more reveived slight injuries.
Tokyo Times.

[ellanoize]

"Time May Be A Great Healer, But It's A Lousy Beautician" ?

[Sportyfan]

Here's one I'm sure we'll agree with

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." --Mark Twain